I am 24!! So no more whore-Jokes, but seriously no more drinking, smoking, or looseness in general. Ok so obviously I walked right into that-Noone quits drinking and smoking on their birthday &certainly noone quits drinking and smoking the day after. Hangovers require cigarettes, cider and K-Fry. TOMORROW will change my life!
Bah why can't I just be normal? Most people drink a glass of wine not a bottle. Moderation is everything I hate and everything I wanna be.
Today we got the keys to our new abode-Fully equiped with FIRE ESCAPE STAIRS, mind you that's all it's equiped with, whilst luxuries such as beds& couches continue to allude us thus far.
But who needs a couch when you can enjoy a cheeky on the fire escape stair-Obviously I couln't completely quit smoking when a celebratory ciggarette on the fire escape step was in order!
So the dream of making it in NY is that little bit closer. Our flat is located in Mount Pleasant or SOMA (South of Main st) as I like to call it but have been informed is certainly not the location of our flat. It's fabulous. Can not wait to move in!
Received a birthday package from home today, birthday card, nice top AND a 30 page lift out on Juila Gillard-first ever female Prime Minister of Australia. Wow moi you could be a librarian with such enthralling literary taste. Although I am pretty sure it was sent to inspire some sense of career motivation I most certainly seem to be lacking. I get it if a lady ranger can be PM even I can get a proper job.
Not to be misinterperrated, its not that posing as a faux hippy in a healthy living cafe doesn't enthrall because it does but really babes surely you coulld aim a little bit higher. I mean who doesn't enjoy talking about riding in cars with boys with a bunch of 18yr olds? Oh well somethings gotta fund my weekends-and babes this w.e I will be as loose as a wizards sleeve. Going down to Jerricho beach for FolkFest, obviously am too povo to purchase a ticket so plan to drink cider by the shore &pretend its normal to get high from other people's stoner smoke.
What is it with Canadian's and weed? I don't get it-I wanna go straight from the beers to the part where we get the munchies and eating an ice cream cake on the side of the road is considered normal-and skip the whole smoke sessh flailing about with a hula hoop whilst chilling to dubstep altogether.
Maybe I need to assimilate more? But babes I'm a New Yorker (at heart.) Oooh I wonder if they love the wackytobacky there??
love ya.xx
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